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missliya:


“Hello Officer, I’d like to report a crime in progress.”
“Yeah, they out here photoshopping the booty.”
“That shit got to be perjury.”

Haa!

missliya:

โ€œHello Officer, Iโ€™d like to report a crime in progress.โ€

โ€œYeah, they out here photoshopping the booty.โ€

โ€œThat shit got to be perjury.โ€

Haa!

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